Thursday, January 23, 2014

Nazi Space Aliens Will NOT Invade Earth; Hilarious Iran Newspaper Article Loses its Canadian Supporter.

On Thursday, The Huffington Post confirmed that the United States is not being taken over by Nazi space aliens, as was first reported by the Washington Post ten days ago.

Iran's Far News Agency published an article a few weeks ago claiming among the documents released by Snowden are papers that offer "incontrovertible proof that an alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since 1945."
The Far News Agency claims that aliens were responsible for the Nazis, as evidenced by the fact that "Germany built hundreds of submarines toward the end of the war, far more than would have been possible with mere human technology," said a report from theWashington Post.
According to the Far News Agency, the aliens now reside in Nevada, where they secretly control the NSA, the U.S. military and Barack Obama. After they successfully "install a global surveillance system," they will takeover the earth and "enslave humanity."
In the Washington Post's original article, they said that former Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer, one of the world's most prominent UFO believers and aficionados, supported Far News Agency's claims. It was one of the main reasons the story received so much attention.
However, The Huffington Post said today that Hellyer had never spoken with the Iranian newspaper, and he made the following statement, which was sent to the Washington Post from Hellyer's representatives.
"Mr. Hellyer categorically rejects all and any statements and sources ... which in any manner serve to associate Mr. Hellyer with the following: Edward Snowden, Mr. Snowden's documents, the NSA, the FSB (the Russian Federal Security Service), the website Whatdoesitmean.com and the Fars News."
"At no time was Mr. Hellyer ever in communication with the FSB, Fars News or What Does It Mean. ... We insist that the Washington Post publish a full retraction as well as a public apology to Mr. Hellyer."

So, there are no Nazi space aliens?